Bankroll, the simple answer is that the directory is so large that we have no idea when a site will be reviewed. There are more categories than editors, many editors can edit in each category and each editor operates in their own way.
Some categories have their own listed editor but that does not guarentee a quicker review.
I prefer category building and I come across many sites I think are good quality, that do not fit the particular category that I am working on. I therefore suggest them to the appropriate categories and forget about them. I think I have suggested 100's of sites none of which are listed yet and most editors have done the same.
Of course when its a question of your own site, we understand that you are anxious to see a result and a bit worried that you have not 'made the grade' or a glitch has occurred. If you are worried that your suggestion has been lost in the crash, then by all means re-suggest it once to the appropriate category - it will not be seen as spam.
Then forget about the suggestion - in the fullness of time it will be reviewed and, hopefully, listed.
Please do not, even in jest, suggest doing an editor a favour to get listed - hopefully you were misunderstanding hutchensons remarks. The wait-for-review times are unpredictable and there is no concept of 'fairness' in terms of first-in-first-out. It is more akin to a lottery, a random chance independant of external influences. We are quite fierce on any attempts to influence the 'lottery' to ensure that the playing field is level for all.
regards