I'm afraid you are mis-understanding the purpose of this forum - not only the rules for posting - but the purpose. The sole purpose of the Site Submission Status is to ensure that site are in the heap for possible review.
Because of the way the submission process works, and to avoid spending time on sites that get reviewed within a month of submission, we require the month delay. To avoid excess requests after the first status - we require a six month delay.
It is not a forum to get a site reviewed faster, or to actually review the site. Many of the answers that are given by editors in this forum are obtained by looking an internal logs that provide the answer, and they may not even bother looking at your site. Since the majority of editors do not even look at this forum, so the editor that actually reviews a site is unlikely to even read this thread.