>Different corporations, different products, different Federal ID's, different state ID's, different officers, different ownership (there are 2 common owners with Suzi's Dollhouses), completely separate bookkeeping and accounting.
So we have heard you say. But have you heard anyone say:
"We do website reviews. How much of that information would have showed up on a website review?"
This begins to sound like a scene from Sylvan and Gullible:
Enter Pooh-Bah.
Suzy: Pooh-Bah, it seems that the promotional activities in connection with my new website must last a week. I should like to do it handsomely, and I want to consult you as to the number of ODP submittals I might spend upon it.
POOH: Certainly. In which of my capacities? As First Lord of the Treasury, Lord Chamberlain, Attorney General, Chancellor of the Exchequer, Privy Purse, or Private Secretary?
Suzy: Suppose we say as Private Secretary.
POOH: Speaking as your Private Secretary, I should say that, as the ODP will have to pay for it, don't stint yourself, do it well.
Suzy: Exactly--as the ODP will have to pay for it. That is your advice.
POOH: As Private Secretary. Of course you will understand that, as Chancellor of the Exchequer, I am bound to see that due decorum is preserved.
Suzy: Oh! But you said just now "Don't stint yourself, do it well".
POOH: As Private Secretary.
Suzy: And now you say that due decorum must be preserved.
POOH: As Chancellor of the Exchequer.
Suzy: I see. Come over here, where the Chancellor can't hear us. (They cross the stage.) Now, as my Solicitor, how do you advise me to deal with this difficulty?
POOH: Oh, as your Solicitor, I should have no hesitation in saying "Chance it----"
Suzy: Thank you. (Shaking his hand.) I will.
POOH: If it were not that, as Lord Chief Justice, I am bound to see that the guidelines aren't violated.
Suzy: I see. Come over here where the Chief Justice can't hear us. (They cross the stage.) Now, then, as First Lord of the Treasury? [I didn't say that all these people couldn't be squared.]
POOH: Of course, as First Lord of the Treasury, I could propose a separate domain name to justify each listing, if it were not that, as Master of the Internet, it would be my duty to link them together, tooth and nail. Or, as Keeper of the Accounts, I could so conceal the ownership that, as Lord High Editor, I should never discover the fraud. But then, as Archbishop of Titipu, it would be my duty to denounce my dishonesty and give myself into my own custody as first Commissioner of Police.
Suzy: That's extremely awkward.
----- at this point I'm hoping real life departs from the script, which proceeds:
POOH: I don't say that all these distinguished people couldn't be squared; but it is right to tell you that they wouldn't be sufficiently degraded in their own estimation unless they were insulted with a very considerable bribe.
Suzy: The matter shall have my careful consideration. But the editors approach, and any little compliment on your part, such as an abject grovel in a characteristic Japanese attitude, would be esteemed a favour.
POOH: No money, no grovel! [Exeunt together]