brmehlman said:...nothing you wrote gains any credibility from being written in all caps, nor do multiple exclamation points following a sentence add anything to its meaning.
But his comments did in fact validate why I was under the apparent miasapprehension that you have to get through the ODP to get into Google. In fact, the only reason I ended up visiting this resource-zone website was in an attempt to figure out how and why Google had no direct submission process. Yes, now I "get" that they do, but I did not see that on Google's search engine results pages, which is where it made sense (to me) to look.
The extreme huffiness of the volunteer idealists here is inappropriate considering that Google directs applicants straight to the ODP, giving the impression that specific timely results can be expected and even demanded. Yes, you have FAQs, and various messages saying the directory inclusion may take an indefinite period of time (if ever), but the impression has still been left that there is an agency which one is applying to in a business context.
If the idea of a business-modality standard for application is so laughable, then the ODP seriously needs to reconsider allowing Google to link to the ODP for site submissions. Either that, or all applicants should receive an automated email which spells it out in terse text: "Your application to the ODP has been received. This application does not guarantee you ANYTHING. It is not, and should not be considered, an application to any search engine. All you have done is applied to have a team of volunteer librarians attempt to categorize your site. Business owners should not expect that applying to the ODP will provide ANY results whatsoever."
And if you think this should all be obvious already, then why are you inundated with demands?